ippongi-ryuuta:

1800blonde:

ippongi-ryuuta:

Come on, Ryuta, keep your fantasies to yourself.
That could easily be Shinta down there.

But we all know you suck harder.

Did your sister tell you that?

Sorry guys, I’ve been busy. I see your questions and I WILL be responding I’m just being a bum and at the same time, not being a bum.
So for now, you can see a small list of how to say “Blonde” internationally.
This is really awe inspiring and informational.
I should be the host of the History Channel (Why does this have anything to do with the history channel?)

If you can guess each of these languages right, I will show you my dick.

1,2,3 GO!

Blonde
Blond
Biondo
Rubia (This sounds too much like ruby for my comfort)
bjond
شقراء
金發
blondýnka
blonda
olandes
blondi
loira (I think that’s my aunts name…)
Blondine
ξανθιά
szőke
Merki
berambut pirang (Say this one out loud. I still haven’t stopped laughing)
ブロンド (No place like home, Japan.)
ಬ್ಲಾಂಡ್ (I like this one because it was all curly)
flava
Šviesūs (This looks like some STD)
blondynka
blondă
блондинка
blondínka
இளம் பொன்னிறமாக தலைமயிர் உடைய பெண் (What the hell? this is Tamil, for all I know it says “Fuck your face, I hope you eat yourself, blondie.”)
sarışın

You’d be surprised how many languages just have “Blonde” or “blond.”

ippongi-ryuuta:

So you were lower? Like blowjob position?

amemiyasayaka:

Why would you even…

Come on, Ryuta, keep your fantasies to yourself.
That could easily be Shinta down there.

gotsharpies:

genderbent ouendan gettin’ dressy [old art]

AHAHAHA! That’s not me right?
Right? …
It shouldn’t be.
The more I look a this, the more I get scared.

I’m not a girl!
How did you know I’m an expert in Finnish?

What the hell is with putting the block button right next to the answer button! Jeez… Almost blocked you there.
Anyway.
Not allowed to ask. It’s a secret.

Awww thanks :D
Extra friendshippy!

By the looks of her belly shape, how it’s not ‘dropped’ of sorts, it looks like it’s going to be a girl! Congratulations, Ryuta. 

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I like to say it’s colour is ‘burn your eyes out’ green with a hint of ‘fucking bright’ pink.
It’s like a painful watermelon.
Except real watermelon is red and green.
…Fucking watermelon.